Total Medals Earned: 45 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 780 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/125 points)
Start playing.
Mine 25 times.
Catch 5 fish.
Pay off 50% of your mortgage.
Buy your fist tool from the mart. (I'd recommend a fishing rod :b)
Spend $10,000 at the mart.
Mine 5 times.
Catch 25 fish.
Pay off 10% of your mortgage.
Buy every shirt.
Catch 50 fish.
Mine 50 times
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)
Finish the game
Just get 'em
Medals Earned: 26/30 (310/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Purchase 10 one minds
Buy over 500 items from the store
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 9/29 (60/500 points)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Not as cool as it sounds.
Touch a Wall!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
See that wall? Touch it.
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Speed run the first three levels!
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
You may not want to use these too much.
Reach the end without dying!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal